Part of a story, later included in a full manual
The vast majority of instruction sheets and user’s manuals miss some of the most rudimentary instructions. Most of them are preliminary instructions ahead of the main plot. The authors assume that the reader already has the back-story of the characters. Granted, some cautionary notes are only necessary for extreme cases. “Don’t taste the paint.” should go without saying.
Some cautions we’d like to see:
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Don’t try to assemble this with the cat in the room; they’ll steal parts.”
A spammer posted a comment, attempting to get me to click on a link to the void. Instead I will re-quote them, suggesting that you read this aloud at an upcoming meeting and see who blinks first:
After all, we should remember compellingly reintermediate mission-critical potentialities whereas cross functional scenarios. Phosfluorescently re-engineer distributed processes without standardized supply chains. Quickly initiate efficient initiatives without wireless web services. Interactively underwhelm turnkey initiatives before high-payoff relationships. Holisticly restore superior interfaces before flexible technology.
